onsdag 4. april 2012

10 things I learned from STAR WARS

10. Fences are unnecessary, and if they are used, it's just for show and tell.
9. Every hovercraft is armed with plasma canons.
8. There is sound in space.
7. If creating a space-station capable of destroying planets doesn't give you ultimate control of the universe, don't create another space-station capable of destroying planets.
6. Jed's have terrible memory.
5. DON'T pick up stranger gungariens on the road.
4. When Obi-Wan says let it go, you freaking let it go.
3. Every construction have a death trench.
2. All aliens speak english.
1. George Lucas is a dumb-ass.

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