Skyfall

I don't like Skyfall. Like, I really don't like it. I don't like it as a Bond movie, and I don't like it as an action movie. I'm a fan of Daniel Craig as Bond, he is one of the best, but I don't like what he does, I don't like the story. But back to my point. I don't like Skyfall. I wasn't sure how to tackle this problem, so I thought I'd do it scene by scene. (Spoilers!)

Tomb Raider

Just rounded the story of Tomb Raider, and thought I should let you know what I think of it. I'm not calling this a review, cause that sounds so formal and consuming, so this is more of sharing opinions. Anyway, let the reviewing begin!

Top 5 Timeless Music Videos

5. Dinosaur Laser Fight
It's a song about a prehistoric, futuristic showdown between dinosaurs, occurring in space, featuring laser guns, sharks, and bass playing aliens. Convinced yet?

Best Line: "It's fucking science. Just ask Albert Einstein, he invented space"

4. Everybody walk the Dinosaur
Sorry for repeating the dinosaur theme, but I feel like this one deserves a spot as well.

Best Line: "Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur"

1. Safety Dance
So there is this midget on a medival festival, and a guy doing some sweet folk dancing, and everyone is wearing orange, and it ends with random nukes. It is physically impossible to get tired of this.

Best Line: "Because your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well their'e no friends of mine"

The Hobbit

So, I was planing to write this once I got back from the premiere, but it was like three at the night, so I just got to bed, and I've been working everyday since, and I don't feel like writing posts when I get home. But anyway, here it is, my opinion on The Hobbit

About Grimm and lesser known shows

Today I can finally start on the second season of Grimm (I live in Norway and like watching series on TV, okay). Sadly, Grimm is one of the less popular, but still really good TV shows running. I watched the first episode when it first aired in Norway, and I was sold from the beginning (but so I am with everything that opens with "Sweet Dreams"). I've watched every episode so far, and it is just so amazing, and it is sad that it issn't more known.

Halfway there

Yesterday I watched the last episode of season five of Stargate SG-1. If you don't know what Stargate is, then you are an unworthy reader of this blog (implying readers.) This means there are five more seasons to go, before I'm done, and can proceed with my mission. Once I'm done, I'll watch Atlantis, and then re-watch SG-U. And then, my friend, is where the fun begins, as I have planed to watch through Star Trek. All of it, every show and every crapy movie. My goal is to watch every old popular TV-show, including MAcGyver, A-Team, and even Mission Impossible. Yaayyy.

Castle Story

Gods & Kings

Yes, I'm Still Alive

So, a couple of months ago I decided that I wanted to get back to this blog, because I really don't have anything better to do. Now I finally got myself to actually do something, and obviously that resulted in the nothingness that you are about to read. Because there is not much going on in my life, and even if it were, you wouldn't care. So I'll just write about what I've been up to lately.

10 things I learned from STAR WARS

10. Fences are unnecessary, and if they are used, it's just for show and tell.
9. Every hovercraft is armed with plasma canons.
8. There is sound in space.
7. If creating a space-station capable of destroying planets doesn't give you ultimate control of the universe, don't create another space-station capable of destroying planets.
6. Jed's have terrible memory.
5. DON'T pick up stranger gungariens on the road.
4. When Obi-Wan says let it go, you freaking let it go.
3. Every construction have a death trench.
2. All aliens speak english.
1. George Lucas is a dumb-ass.

PlayStation vs. X-BOX

In a previous post I stated that consol beat the shit out of PC every day (not in those exact words). So here is the mandatory follow-up comparison, which consol is the better, PS3 or X-BOX 360.

Why Hogwarts should be closed immediately

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is supposedly the safest place on earth. Hagrid said it himself: "no safer place, except Hogwarts maybe". The students security is Dumbledores first and highest priority. Okay, you follow me this far?

PC vs Console

I'm a console gamer. Always has been and always will be. I got tons of reasons. Firstly, I like to hold a controller, lay back and just play, instead of sitting crooked over a keyboard. Console give you the opportunity to sit how you want. Want to sit upside down? Then don't! But you can still lay down, sit upright, stand up.

Ghost Protocol

Just got home from the cinema, I've watched the fourth Mission Imposible movie. This post will not be so much a review as my reflection of the movie. What was good, what was bad, what was missing and so on. This post will probably contain spoilers, just sayin'.

What I've been up to

So I know that I haven't posted in a while, and that is simply because I haven't done anything worth writing about. But just to keep this blog alive, I'll just get you up to date with what I'm doing.

2011, what a year

As another year have passed, I felt like writing a summary of 2011. First of all, there have been a lot of great games released. Not just the once who came out just now in November, like Uncharted, Skyrim,
Battlefield, Assassins Creed, Arkham City, (Minecraft) and so on, but also those from earlier this year, for example LittleBigPlanet 2, Infamous 2, Portal 2, Killzone 3 and Duke Nukem, to mention some.

STAR WARS - THE COMPLETE SAGA

Disclaimer: This is not a review of the STAR WARS movies. It is a review of the "Complete saga" collection box, and the movies themselves will be just about the only part of it that I'm not going to review.

STAR WARS is one of the biggest si-fi movie franchises there is, and it was really just a question of time before there would be a collectors etition of the movies. With all six movies in crystal clare HD, and about 40 hours of bonus feature, this is the ultimate STAR WARS collection.

It's amazing!

What is amazing? Sound is! I just bought a surround sound hedset for my PS3, and it's absolutely brilliant. So far I've only tried "Uncharted 3", but I have loved every minute of it. You can hear people sniking up on you, and the music is so clear. I can't wait to watch the third Transformers movie, which I also bought today. To quote "Gamer": "Could you imagine porn on this thing". Another advantage is that I can now turn up the volume without anybody caring (or noticing). I also bought the soundtrack of "Star Wars" today, and I'm currently listening to it (Not on my new hedset sadly, as it only works for PS3). And thats's pretty much all I did today.

Quote of the day:
     Predator - "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Christmas re-cap

So, christmas is just done, and this year I got a lot of cool stuff. First of all I got a lasersword, and a singing tie, witch everyone hated but me (I don't see why). I also got Uncharted 3 Guide Book (and it's awesome), Alien Antology (review of it when I'm done), Borderlands for PS3 (probebly going to review it at well), the first season of SG1 (from my younger self), a shitload of money and a lot of other cool, non gaming related stuff. Once again, thats pretty much it. What did you get, and does it compare to a singing tie?

First post

Hello readers. As this is my first post on this blog, I'll explain quicly what it's about. I will not share what I had for dinner, or my personal troubles and boring stuff like this. On this blog, I will tell stories from my daily life that includes gaming, movies, TV or other nerdy stuff. I will also post some reviews of some of the stuff I buy. And that's pretty much it.